Membership

When you join HELL’s M’s, you get membership in our awesome SIG and a year’s subscription to our newsletter — Party Smart. Your membership dues help pay for Party Smart and cover the cost of the shirt and dues for Party Animals.

Remember that you get the prestige and respect of being a HELL’s M’s member, and you also have the opportunity to make lifelong friends with a broad range of Mensans, becoming a member of HELL’s M’s offers other, more tangible benefits.

There’s also a lot of other cool HM swag in our Booteak!—we even have the official HELL’s M’s badge holder!

Webmaster’s Note: If you are/were a member at any time prior to 12/31/2025, you likely already have a website account with us. Your login is NOT the same as the login on the old, red/white/black website. You’ll have to start fresh by resetting your password with us. We may not have your correct email, so if you have any problems logging in, reach out to us.


Joining HELL’s Ms

To join HELL’s M’s online:

  1. Ensure you have a Guest Website Access account.
  2. Our membership team will verify your membership eligibility, approve your website access, and notify you via email.
  3. Log into our website, visit our Booteak!, and purchase a single-year dues plan.
  4. Gain everything on our website and the ability to purchase great HELL’s M’s swag!

To join HELL’s M’s by mail:

  1. Get your Guest Website Access first.
  2. Once approved, we’ll provide you with a link to pay your Initial Dues.
  3. Select the Pay By Mail option: View your Cart and then Checkout to view this option.
  4. Print your emailed receipt and mail it and your Check or Money Order to the address provided.
  5. Once your payment is received, we’ll activate your access to our full website.
  6. Gain everything on our website and the ability to purchase great HELL’s M’s swag!

Bear with us as we have an international membership and want to verify Mensa affiliation before proceeding.


Renewing your Membership

For members, renewal without a T-shirt is only $8.00 (U.S.) annually, but we know you’ll want to buy a shirt, pin, or badge holder for your next Gathering. You can do all of this by logging into our website and visiting the Booteak!

Don’t forget to pick up some additional swag while you’re there! Only the coolest, chicest HELL’s M’s have great shirts to wear at Gatherings, so we encourage you to pick up a new shirt along with your dues renewal.